You know that clip from that TV show where the woman gets asked the strangest place she's ever had sex? She says “in the butt.” I'm a lot like her. I've never tried anal sex before. I'd really like to. You just have to be patient with me. I'd like to hang out with you first. I also want to check out your penis. It will be totally non-sexual, but I want to get it hard and see how big it is. Then we can talk about trying this